Friday, September 30, 2011

Day 83: Saigon Export



Name: Saigon Export
Brewer: Saigon Beer Company (Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam)
Classification: American Adjunct Lager
Alcohol: 4.7%

Thoughts: I have three things to say about this beer:

1. It tastes like the Tet Offensive. Take that however you want to.

2. Clearly the only thing we managed to do during the Vietnam War was leave behind our shittiest style of beer for them to make even shittier. 

3. I wouldn't drink this again if I was on a boat headed up river in Vietnam with Martin Sheen looking for a murderous Marlon Brando and the only way I would escape without yellow fever, losing my limbs, or dying was to drink this God-Forsaken ass-sucking beer!

Rating: 49/100


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