Day 289: Coors Light

Shitty Beer Week!

I have decided to have a Shitty Beer Week to celebrate the horrendous mass produced beer that does such an elegant job of representing this country's beer market! Go Shitty Beer!

Name: Coors Light

Brewer: Coors Brewing Company (Golden, CO)

Classification: Light Lager

Alcohol: 4.2%

Thoughts: Wow! Coors Light is so shitty! How Shitty? Really Shitty! I wouldn't have this again even if North Korea launched nuclear weapons and the only way to stop them was to drink Coors Light. Instead I would offer the Coors Light to Kim Jong Un hoping that he would die from boredom, because this beer is so boring. It smells like the underside of a hippo after its been sitting in a river for weeks. It tastes as if all the ingredients in it were bought from Big Lots. If you are a fan of any of the beers of Shitty Beer Week, you need to rethink your life, especially with Coors Light. Shame on you! Overall: Pretty Shitty.

Rating: 44/100