Shitty Beer Week!
I have decided to have a Shitty Beer Week to celebrate the horrendous mass produced beer that does such an elegant job of representing this country's beer market! Go Shitty Beer!
Name: Bud Light
Brewer: Anheuser-Busch (St. Louis, MO)
Classification: Light Lager
Alcohol: 4.2%
Thoughts: I found this review of Bud Light and I am going to repost on here because it says it all. "Smells and tastes like a combination of alkaseltzer, pennies, seaweed and lake water. Truly terrible! The perfect beer for a) poor people; b) young people; c) people who don't know better; d) big parties or some combination thereof. With that said, the fact that this shit is the best selling beer in the world does not speak to quality but rather illustrates that bud light is the fast food of beers."
Rating: 52/100
Name: Bud Light
Brewer: Anheuser-Busch (St. Louis, MO)
Classification: Light Lager
Alcohol: 4.2%
Thoughts: I found this review of Bud Light and I am going to repost on here because it says it all. "Smells and tastes like a combination of alkaseltzer, pennies, seaweed and lake water. Truly terrible! The perfect beer for a) poor people; b) young people; c) people who don't know better; d) big parties or some combination thereof. With that said, the fact that this shit is the best selling beer in the world does not speak to quality but rather illustrates that bud light is the fast food of beers."
Rating: 52/100
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